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pets talk: Cut the Crap

on November 3, 2011

Look at the poodle A-Bao (transliteration of 阿寶), how old do you think he was when this photo was taken? He was strong and furry, and had no problem walking, but… he’s already TWENTY years old, can you believe that?

Later we were told that A-Bao’s family ran a Chinese herbal medicine store. His Dad(owner) shared herbal healthy food with A-Bao, and that’s why he could be so healthy even if he’s 20 (if A-Bao was human, he’s about to reach 100 years old).

“I seldom get sick, not to mention serious illness, I never had one. I was a model; when I was young I looked much better than I do now.” A-Bao was apparently proud of himself.

A-Bao said to his Sisters(owners), “I grow up with you. You’re not married yet; I’m worried. How come you haven’t met someone that’s good enough?” Both A-bao’s Sisters are single. As an old man, naturally A-Bao worried much. After saying that he started to looking for an answer to his question, and then he said to one of the Sisters, “People call you Fatty as a nickname. You should go on a diet!”

The Sister started to argue (but she was laughing, of course), but A-Bao interrupted. “Cut the crap!” We laughed even harder. A-Bao’s talking style, like his appearance, was much younger than his age. Finally, “You better save as much money as you can. Don’t waste money! Or you’ll have nothing left at last.” A-Bao told his Sisters.

April 3, 2010

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10 responses to “pets talk: Cut the Crap

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